Category: Humor

Sarah Palin Named As Head Of “Grizzly Bear Free School Zone” Project By New Education Secretary DeVos

We here in our little Maryland town are overjoyed to hear that Mrs. Sarah Palin will head up a new Education Department subdivision, Project “Grizzly Bear Free School Zone America,” staffed by tens of thousands stars in their eyes education researchers, science teachers, and former teachers union members. Mrs. Palin made no understandable comments about

“Invertebrate Zoology” Adds New Subspecies – the Republican Party

Bowing to an Obama administration edict that embargoed the scientific discovery described in this article until after Donald Trump’s inauguration, Wikipedia today added the Republican Party to its list of invertebrate subdivisions in its “Invertebrate Zoology” article.

Unusually Seasoned Group Of Rockettes Agree To Perform At Trump Inaugural

Michael J. Matheron, January 18, 2017 “I wouldn’t feel comfortable standing near a man like that in our costumes.” Dissenting Rockette referring to Donald Trump Michael J. Matheron, January 18, 2017 “I wouldn’t feel...

In Big Diversity Move Donald Trump Selects Miss Eastern Taiwan 2016 As Second-In-Command of American Embassy In China

Michael John Matheron, December 16, 2016, 4:30 pm, Trump Transition Team HQ. Using the surprise and provocative tactics he is known for President-Elect Donald Trump named his choice for Deputy Chief of Mission to...

Texas Senator John Cornyn Urges Colleagues To Follow Constitution And Delay Impeaching Hillary Clinton Until She Is Sworn In

Michael J. Matheron, November 3, 2016 Yesterday, Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), the 2nd ranked Senate Republican, urged House and Senate legislators to hold off on impeachment hearings and related preparations until certain constitutional requirements...

In Late Inning Bid For Chicago Votes, Donald Trump Says The Disgusting, Dishonest Media Lies About The World Series To Rig The Election For Hillary

Michael J. Matheron, October 30, 2016 Although Illinois polls indicate Hillary Clinton will thrump Donald Trump on election day, nonetheless, in Las Vegas today, the GOP candidate unleashed a 120-mile-per-hour fastball, high and inside,...

In Another Daring Move Donald Trump Urges Supporters To Vote Three Weeks After ‘The Political Correctness Crowd’

Yesterday, Mr. Trump, visited Panama City, Florida to take his boldest swing yet at prevailing political habits – and in so doing giving himself nearly three weeks more campaigning room – by declaring a new election day, cancelling the published date, November 8th, and rescheduling for the 28th (the Monday after Thanksgiving for those planning for the holiday).

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