Michael JF Matheron, March 4. 2015 With their iconic elephant in the lead, the debt limit carnival is upon us, as in again and again. We’ll hold our collective breath as we await news...
Germany’s Angela Merkel, Chancellor of Germany, announced today that she has instructed the German Ambassador to the United States to begin legal proceedings against various production companies for “the overly pessimistic portrayal of Adolph...
TO: Rachel Maddow, personally FR: Mr. Jeb Bush, personally RE: Ms. Maddow’s inaccurate and libelous linking of Mr. Bush and Barclays Banking PLC For many years I have been a managing director of Barclays...
September 7, 2014 Special Report from the Red Skin Potatoes, Playoff Ticket Department. (For immediate release) Dear fans, We regret to inform our loyal fans that following the Red Skin Potatoes unfortunate first game loss to...
According to exit interviews, the more than 1,500 Mississippi goats eligible to vote provided near unanimous support and thereby provided the cushion Senator Cochran needed in an oh-so-close election.
Michael Matthew Bloomer, June 19, 2014. The sports world and the other parts of the world learned today that the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office in Washington D.C. cancelled six of the Washington Redskins’...
Should Chris Christie’s recent troubles end with a whimper rather than in a bang he might re-emerge as a 2016 contender for the GOP presidential nomination. If he survives, unless he finds a better team to guide him, his run for the nomination . . .
