Just In: Giuliani Throws Hail Mary For Team Romney, Candy Crowley Intercepts And Runs It All The Way Back!

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At about 9:50 am on CNN’s State of the Union, Cathy Crowley intercepted a pass from an unfortunate back-up GOP quarterback Rudy Giuliani and ran it into the endzone. The pass thrown by Mayor 9/11 was thrown deep at the probable behest of Coach Romney in an attempt to further politicize the recent embassy catastrophes by by coloring President Obama in shades of Jimmy Carter:

“This is a darn close election. Whoever expected whatever happened in the last week, week and a half in the election? This was going to be an election about the economy, now it’s looking an awful lot like 1980 with a Jimmy Carter-style President in the White House . . .”

Here’s where Crowley roving in a linebacker’s crouch near the line of scrimmage leapt up and with sure hands grabbed Giuliani’s Hail Mary and ran it back for a touchdown:

“But surely even you would agree, surely, that having American hostages held for four hundred forty four days is a little different from having protests outside American embassies, yes, and we have the deaths of – the tragic deaths – of these four Americans in Libya, which a lot of folks are saying is a different thing from saying everything here has failed. So, the question is do you actually believe that this is no longer about the economy?”

High fives all around! Truth 7, Balderdash 0! Giuliani conceded the extra point.

P.S. I love Crowley’s “Surely even you would agree . . .” If she brings this pizazz to the debate she’s scheduled to moderate, well, leave the humbug home.

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Michael Matheron

From Presidents Ronald Reagan through George W. Bush, I was a senior legislative research and policy staff of the nonpartisan Library of Congress Congressional Research Service (CRS). I'm partisan here, an "aggressive progressive." I'm a contributor to The Fold and Nation of Change. Welcome to They Will Say ANYTHING! Come back often! . . . . . Michael Matheron, contact me at mjmmoose@gmail.com

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