Tagged: the Donald

Trump Determines That President Obama Is An American, Yet Reveals Shocking News About Kenya.

Appearing ever more presidential, candidate Trump was unapologetic about his prior claims that President Obama hailed from Kenya, an African nation. Instead, out of habit, he doubled down. “What we found out though, folks, is even worse. Horrible. A horror story. Deeply, deeply disturbing. A mess. A fraud. A stinkeroo.”

Just In: Donald Trump Releases New Birth Certificate Evidence That President Obama Is “Something Other” 0

Just In: Donald Trump Releases New Birth Certificate Evidence That President Obama Is “Something Other”

Special Report. Reporting from Trump International Las Vegas, 10:45 a.m. (EDST). For immediate release. After completing my exclusive report on the outrageous jury behavior at the John Edwards trial, I received a call from...

Top 10 Mitt Romney Thoughts After Donald Trump’s Endorsement 0

Top 10 Mitt Romney Thoughts After Donald Trump’s Endorsement

Today, Mitt Romney accepted Pope Donald of New York’s sponsorship for President of a province in the papal realm known as the “United States of America.”  Although limited in power by the New York Eminence, the...

Newt’s Very Good Day: Trump Endorses Romney! 0

Newt’s Very Good Day: Trump Endorses Romney!

And we think we’ve got troubles?  Consider for a moment the plight of Mitt Romney, the once nearly presumptive 2012 GOP Presidential candidate.  Not so nearly presumptive lately despite his big win over Newt...

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