Author: Michael Matheron
Bizarre State Laws : Former City Vice-Mayor Accused By Dozens Of Tennessee Women Of DWDB (Driving While Displaying A Bratwurst)
On February 20, Kingsport Tennessee Police arrested William Blakely, a former Mount Carmel Vice-Mayor (and apparently a well-trained contortionist) on charges of reckless driving, indecent and reckless endangerment, and criminal attempt to commit aggravated assault. All this for allegedly holding a bratwurst out of his car window while driving in excess of 85 mph
Unemployed D.C. Duck Forced Her Newly-Born Children To Protest Sequester At Department of Interior!
Huffington Post reports that on March 1st, with the sequester to begin at 12:00 a.m. on the 2nd, children are being used to protest the upcoming cut-off of funds for programs American ducks rely upon, Ducklings only a week or two old converged on the D.C. headquarters of the U.S. Department of Interior . . .