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Unemployed D.C. Duck Forced Her Newly-Born Children To Protest Sequester At Department of Interior!

Huffington Post reports that on March 1st, with the sequester to begin at 12:00 a.m. on the 2nd, children are being used to protest the upcoming cut-off of funds for programs American ducks rely upon, Ducklings only a week or two old converged on the D.C. headquarters of the U.S. Department of Interior . . .

Breaking News: Big Bird On Ledge Atop 123 Sesame Street, Seeks Meeting With Mitt Romney 0

Breaking News: Big Bird On Ledge Atop 123 Sesame Street, Seeks Meeting With Mitt Romney

Breaking. For immediate release. Saturday, October 6, 2012, 10:30 a.m., Sesame Street, New York City, New York. We have just learned that at sunrise this morning the beloved Sesame Street star Big Bird climbed...

Sarasota Florida GOP Taps Donald Trump As “2012 Statesman Of The Year” After Syria’s Bashar Al-Assad Declines 0

Sarasota Florida GOP Taps Donald Trump As “2012 Statesman Of The Year” After Syria’s Bashar Al-Assad Declines

Explaining his choice of Donald Trump as SarasotaGOP’s Statesman of the Year (official portrait at left), SarasotaGOP Chairman Joe Gruters hailed Trump as a “wise, skillful and respectful political leader,” According to HuffPo, Gruters,...

More Signs The Apocalypse Is Upon Us – Burger King’s Bacon Sundae 0

More Signs The Apocalypse Is Upon Us – Burger King’s Bacon Sundae

Godiva Bacon Truffles, Move Over!  We occasionally report on signs that the apocalypse is near. For many years I tried numerology, astrology, Mayan calendars, Egyptian hieroglyphics, and the density of Donald Trump’s hair to predict...

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