Tagged: humor

Donald Trump, Birther Laureate — 3 Reasons Why He Keeps Questioning President Obama’s Birth Certificate 0

Donald Trump, Birther Laureate — 3 Reasons Why He Keeps Questioning President Obama’s Birth Certificate

A Call For Compassion    George Will, the right wing demi-intellectual masquerading as an 18th century conservative, thinks Donald’s an “ignoramus.” Another more forthright wingnut, Charles Krauthammer observed that Trump “spouts provocative nonsense, operative...

Note To Marek: Don’t Ever Date A Proctologist!! 1

Note To Marek: Don’t Ever Date A Proctologist!!

This news courtesy of Jonathan Turley’sblog Res Ipsa Loquitor,and indeed, it does >:”Dr. Anna Mackowiak is being accused of a horrific act of vengeance against her ex-boyfriend, Marek Olszewski. The Polish dentist had agreed...

My 50 Dollar Photo With Newt Gingrich 0

My 50 Dollar Photo With Newt Gingrich

Click pic above for sharper image. I’ll be even handsomer. Click this link for even bigger pic. Photo is not a fake, so handle carefully. Newt Gingrich is out of the running for a...

1961 — Let’s Twist Again Like We Did Last Summer 0

1961 — Let’s Twist Again Like We Did Last Summer

Ahhh, the old days . . . How’d we ever live through them . . . and our parents? In 1961I was 12 when Chubby Checker’s twist was the rage. My first “date” was...

Super Tuesday Fallout — Gingrich Supporters Roaming Massachusetts In “Committees of Truculence” — State Issues 1st “Citizens’ Defense Bulletin” 0

Super Tuesday Fallout — Gingrich Supporters Roaming Massachusetts In “Committees of Truculence” — State Issues 1st “Citizens’ Defense Bulletin”

8:30 pm (EST), Thursday, March 8, 2012, TWSA! reporting from Boston, Massachusetts. As we reported here, yesterday morning the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, home of so many storied events, now struggles to contain and disarm...

Gingrich Collects 5% of Super Tuesday Votes In Massachusetts, Governor Patrick Declares State Of Emergency 0

Gingrich Collects 5% of Super Tuesday Votes In Massachusetts, Governor Patrick Declares State Of Emergency

Wednesday, March 7, 2012, 7:35 am (EST) Boston. [Reporting live.] Last night Newt Gingrich won 5% of the Republican primary vote in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. Amid a flood of reports of Gingrich-related insurgent...

Final Episode Of GOP Debate “Fooligan’s Island” – And Now There Are Four. “Loonigan’s Island, The Sequel” Premieres Nationwide Next Tuesday! 0

Final Episode Of GOP Debate “Fooligan’s Island” – And Now There Are Four. “Loonigan’s Island, The Sequel” Premieres Nationwide Next Tuesday!

The First Fooligan’s Island Debate Challenge,May 5, 2011The Twenty-Sixth, And Final, Fooligan’s Island Debate Challenge,February 22, 2012Only four Fooliganers left standing. Next stop for the Fooligan’s Island winners is Loonigan’s Island!.Watch your local listings...

Exclusive Report: Bayer To Introduce Birth Control Aspirin Line Named “NO! NO! NO!!!” 0

Exclusive Report: Bayer To Introduce Birth Control Aspirin Line Named “NO! NO! NO!!!”

Bayer Aspirin knows an opportunity when it sees one.  On Wednesday’s Andrea Mitchell Reports, the man known as “Santorum’s Billionaire,” Foster Freiss, provided his alternative to costly and immoral birth control: “Back in my day,...

Santorum Campaign Issues Clarification – “This Is NOT What We Meant By ‘Aspirin Between The Knees'”!! 0

Santorum Campaign Issues Clarification – “This Is NOT What We Meant By ‘Aspirin Between The Knees'”!!

February 17, 2012, 12:15 p.m. (EST):  Just in from Santorum campaign headquarters: “CLARIFICATION: From the Santorum campaign, Dies Iovis xvii Februarius MMII (Julian calendar) (Friday, February 17, 2012 (pagan world calendar). Former Senator Rick...

Here’s Another Version Of “Aspirin Between The Knees” That Foster Friess Failed To Mention. 0

Here’s Another Version Of “Aspirin Between The Knees” That Foster Friess Failed To Mention.

“Back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives.  The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.”  Foster Friess, on Andrea Mitchell Reports, 2-16-2012  In a response to a...

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