Highly Scientific Poll Just Released By White House For Reader Submission

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Michael J. Matheron, December 17, 2017

Team Trump’s Presidential Polling brain-trust just unleashed into my email account one their more highly polished polls. However, since I detest the man with an intensity that would melt what’s left of the Arctic ice caps, I don’t know how I got tagged as being among “some of our top supporters, and as one of our best.” Perhaps people like me are all the support he has remaining. In his own words thst’d be “SAD!”

But having “been chosen,” I shall not shirk, although the first three choices below re non-starters, I’m somewhat confused. “OTHER” certainly doesn’t fill the bill,his performance has stunk beyond “OTHER.” Nonetheless he is one of our Presidents, and I’ll not insult the office by merely determining to send no response. I’m a patriot.

Yet, lacking a response choice like “IMPEACHABLE AND PSYCHOPATHIC, DESERVING ONLY OF DEPORTATION TO McMURDO STATION, ANTARCTICA,” I”m penned in by “OTHER,” which will cause me to attach a clarifying memorandum that explains what my definition of “OTHER” is (See above). I want to help, and I hope mine is the winning entry!

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Michael Matheron

From Presidents Ronald Reagan through George W. Bush, I was a senior legislative research and policy staff of the nonpartisan Library of Congress Congressional Research Service (CRS). I'm partisan here, an "aggressive progressive." I'm a contributor to The Fold and Nation of Change. Welcome to They Will Say ANYTHING! Come back often! . . . . . Michael Matheron, contact me at mjmmoose@gmail.com

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