Exclusive — Event Schedule For Dick Cheney’s July Fundraiser For Mitt Romney
The former Pro Consul and Regent for George W. Bush has party plans. Having just received his first heart, Cheney’s in the mood to use it to raise some big money for Mitt Romney’s White House run. So, he’ll host a fundraiser for Mitt at his Jackson Hole, Wyoming home on July 12th. Bring your check book.
As for Romney, one would think he’d want to avoid being in the same room – or the same state – with Cheney given the gag reflex he inspires in most Americans. Yet, among Romney’s base of wingnut support Cheney’s a god, and although Romney plans to abandon most of his far right positions in order to win over independent voters this Fall, he still needs to throw the far right wing a bone or two. What better bone than Dick Cheney? The Jackson Hole GOParty will garner Romney some headlines and shore up his standing among the besotted base.
We can only sit and wait. In the meantime, we here at They Will Say ANYTHING wondered what a Cheney party might hold in store for those money baggers who will attend it, folks like the Koch brothers, Ludwig von Drake, and (perhaps?) JP Morgan’s Jamie Dimon. A fun bunch. So, under the cover of completely illegal activities, we accessed the “events schedule” for the July get together.
Here’s our exclusive view of what promises to be a big evening for Mr. Romney, and for Syrian President Bashar Assad . . .
