Category: Assinine

Drudge Report Piles On 2007 Candidate Obama For Supporting Investment In Infrastructure & Small Business! Worse Still, His Accent! 0

Drudge Report Piles On 2007 Candidate Obama For Supporting Investment In Infrastructure & Small Business! Worse Still, His Accent!

On the day of the first presidential debate, in a likely attempt to  provide Mitt with something to divert audience attention away from his own ineptness, the infamously bombastic Drudge Report announced that it...

Scandal At The Library Of Congress 2012 National Book Festival: Books They Would Not Allow You To See! 0

Scandal At The Library Of Congress 2012 National Book Festival: Books They Would Not Allow You To See!

Reporting from the 2012 National Book Festival in Washington D.C. . .  See the political books that nobody wants you to read, especially the literary gatekeeper, the Library of Congress!!! Congress has an approval...

Just In: Giuliani Throws Hail Mary For Team Romney, Candy Crowley Intercepts And Runs It All The Way Back! 0

Just In: Giuliani Throws Hail Mary For Team Romney, Candy Crowley Intercepts And Runs It All The Way Back!

At about 9:50 am on CNN’s State of the Union, Cathy Crowley intercepted a pass from an unfortunate back-up GOP quarterback Rudy Giuliani and ran it into the endzone. The pass thrown by Mayor...

Breaking Now: In Wake Of Public Policy Poll Findings Mitt Romney Takes Credit For May 2011 bin Laden Raid 0

Breaking Now: In Wake Of Public Policy Poll Findings Mitt Romney Takes Credit For May 2011 bin Laden Raid

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE. September 11, 2012, 9:42 pm (ESDT). TWSA! Military Affairs Correspondent reporting from Romney/Ryan Campaign Forward HQ. Over the past two days, Public Policy Polling released new polls about the presidential race...

The GOP National Convention Debt Clock Runs On A GOP Battery – Check This Chart! 0

The GOP National Convention Debt Clock Runs On A GOP Battery – Check This Chart!

From TWSA!’s Snapshot Series: ———————————————————  See these too: 1. Republican National Convention Organizers’ Plans For Escape From Storm Include Federally Funded Cruise Ship With “Posh Accommodations” 2. Monday, August 27, Day One, 2012 Republican National Convention...

Sarasota Florida GOP Taps Donald Trump As “2012 Statesman Of The Year” After Syria’s Bashar Al-Assad Declines 0

Sarasota Florida GOP Taps Donald Trump As “2012 Statesman Of The Year” After Syria’s Bashar Al-Assad Declines

Explaining his choice of Donald Trump as SarasotaGOP’s Statesman of the Year (official portrait at left), SarasotaGOP Chairman Joe Gruters hailed Trump as a “wise, skillful and respectful political leader,” According to HuffPo, Gruters,...

Three Weeks In A Sanitarium Is Enough, Says Gingrich, Now Back On Campaign Trail 0

Three Weeks In A Sanitarium Is Enough, Says Gingrich, Now Back On Campaign Trail

Gingrich Back On Stump After Three Weeks In Upscale Sanitarium Filed by Editor, They Will Say ANYTHING!, 1:00 pm. Thought to be a smoldering wreck after a “suspending” his presidential campaign in early May,...

Michele Bachmann, God’s Press Agent. Eric Cantor, God’s FEMA Director 0

Michele Bachmann, God’s Press Agent. Eric Cantor, God’s FEMA Director

“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me...

Senator David “D.C. Madam Monger” Vitter (R-LA) Gets Staff Advice About How To Benefit From Weinergate. 0

Senator David “D.C. Madam Monger” Vitter (R-LA) Gets Staff Advice About How To Benefit From Weinergate.

Through the simple journalistic expedient of outright theft, TWSA! has tonight come into possession of a memorandum Senator David “D.C. Madam” Vitter (R-LA) received from two of his top staff members.   The Vitter memo analyzes the...

Senatorial Underpants Probe UPDATE #2: Andrew Weiner’s House Gym Photo Adds More Mystery For Harry Reid To Solve 0

Senatorial Underpants Probe UPDATE #2: Andrew Weiner’s House Gym Photo Adds More Mystery For Harry Reid To Solve

Senate Majority Leader Reid Reportedly “All oogy” After Receiving Our Close Analysis Of TMZ’s Weiner Gym Photo.  . . . . . Here at They Will Say ANYTHING!, I’m fortunate to have a very sharp...

Follow

Get the latest posts delivered to your mailbox: