President Obama’s Birth Certificate? I’m STILL Not Convinced! Here’s Why.

by Michael Matheron · Published April 28, 2011 · Updated May 27, 2013

So where’s the President’s
official baby footprints?
(Donald Trump’s above.)

And What About His Madrasah Islāmiyyah Grades? So, we got suckered. No surprise there – socialist-narcissistic-fascists from foreign lands are clever. President Obama’s so-called long form birth certificate is short on truth. My entire team here at They Will Say ANYTHING! has pored over the document released by the White House yesterday. We’ve employed sophisticated forensic methods that I cannot reveal, but some call it quantum cryptography combined with quick perusal of scads of newspaper clippings. In addition, we consulted with Mr. Donald Trump’s investigative team, Benny and Drool, and collated their ketchup and tanning oil smudged evidence.

What we discovered adds more damning evidence that opens many more avenues for further investigation, rather than less. The President and his socialistic toads hope their document release ends speculation. Well, as you’ll see in the annotated Obama long form birth certificate set out below, [read more and see the President’s birth certificate] the constitutional crisis has new life.

To view a large version of the document simply click on any part of the birth certificate. When the document opens in a new window, click it again and it will magically grow!

Our Next Task – Mr. Obama’s kindergarten Madrasah Islāmiyyah grades and comportment records. We here at They Will Say ANYTHING! have learned that Mr. Obama, often cited during both pre-school and kindergarten for refusing to grow a beard.

We’re on it! More soon.