Donald Trump, Birther Laureate — 3 Reasons Why He Keeps Questioning President Obama’s Birth Certificate
A Call For Compassion George Will, the right wing demi-intellectual masquerading as an 18th century conservative, thinks Donald’s an “ignoramus.” Another more forthright wingnut, Charles Krauthammer observed that Trump “spouts provocative nonsense, operative word . . . nonsense.” And these two are among Trump’s fellow travelers. Their agreement on most issues far outdistances their disagreements.
Lately, Donald has been the subject of an insightful analytical piece titled, Donald Trump; Stupid, Ignorant, Media-Whore Dip-Shit, Son of a Bitch! in which Michael Linouski, the expositor, reached this conclusion:
Hell, I’ll watch Snookie, Weird Al Yankovich, Mike Tyson, and Carrot Top, explain string theory and how French Poetry played it’s part: But I can’t take anymore “Trump, the Arrogant Chump” talk about politics.
Today, CNN, MSNBC, and various politicos are trying, quite painfully, to understand Trump’s death grip on the continually wacky question of the legitimacy of President Obama’s birth certificate. Just what is Donald thinking? They wonder. It’s really very simple, we all know, yet media types and journalists aren’t strong enough, concerned enough, to compassionately question him about it. And then, to gently propel him towards the succor he needs within the casual and healthful confines of a mental sanitarium.
Truly, if we are kind, we’ll organize an intervention. And we are kind, are we not? Donald’s behavior has long been, in a clinical sense, well beyond his control. And within the past 48 hours he’s crashed again, questioning the validity of President Obama’s birth records. Rumors circulate that Donald even now wonders whether the President was actually born at all.
These kind of clinically dangerous rantings are nothing new. Nothing new, that is, for those ensnared in the spider web trap of SCS, the diagnostic aspects of which will be added, sometime in 2013, to the fifth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-V), often referred to as the Psychiatrist’s Bible. We here at They Will Say ANYTHING! have learned through unimpeachable – though questionably legal – sourcing that among the new additions to the diagnostic groups will be the syndrome first brought to public attention at the February 2012 CPAC gathering by Mitt Romney, when he revealed that he is a sufferer from
A Medical Mystery Solved. SCS was first identified by Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDCP) mental health researchers while observing the February 2012 CPAC mosh pit in Washington, D.C. In fact, the CDCP medical and epidemiological them had suspected a right wing/conservative mental disorder had taken root within the populace since the period between Michele Bachmann’s entry into the GOP presidential primary and Newt Gingrich’s exit.
If we are kind we need to view Donald Trump as a beloved uncle who occasionally gets up from the dinner table, tosses off all his clothing, quickly douses himself with olive oil, and then scoots out into the street in front of the house to direct traffic. My uncle needs help, Donald needs help. My uncle just ran by asking me “Where the hell’s the olive oil?” What will Donald do?
My previously mentioned uncle often told me, “Grabbing the bull by the tail is never easy, nor is it sensible, sane even.” Yet, there are times when one must pull up one’s breeches and then pull on one’s underwear. This is one of those times. Today, therefore, I announce the formation of a new organization (more like a cabal to be candid),
SCS Awareness Cabal
The cabal will be entirely self-sustaining which, by my definition, means it will be left out in the cold to survive on its own wits, fighting wolves, competing with squirrels for sustenance, and sleeping with its eyes open. No contributions to the cabal will be accepted due to my previous record of trying to explain, unsuccessfully, to a woman who seemed beforehand to be quite a model of judicial restraint just why my foundation (I called it a foundation then, not now) needed a Harley Davidson motorcycle, a bevy of bodyguards, and 26 time shares.
I only ask that you visit this site regularly each hour or two, and thereby join the SCS Cabal in its good work whenever it gets around to it.
Severely Conservative Syndrome. SCS. If we are kind, we would pulverize it with compassion.
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