Today, Mitt Romney accepted Pope Donald of New York’s sponsorship for President of a province in the papal realm known as the “United States of America.” Although limited in power by the New York Eminence, the...
And we think we’ve got troubles? Consider for a moment the plight of Mitt Romney, the once nearly presumptive 2012 GOP Presidential candidate. Not so nearly presumptive lately despite his big win over Newt...
Mitt’s definitely winning the class war. Based on the Department of Health & Human Services (HHS) 2011 Poverty Guidelines, last year, for example, he could have financed as many as 34 families of eight with his 2011 speaking fees income...
Yesterday, I wrote about a provision in the House version of HR 3630, the payroll tax holiday and unemployment insurance extension proposal now battling it out with the Senate version of the bill. The...
Newt’s marital high jinx have long fascinated us. Not the divorces as divorces, marriage is complicated, divorce is common. Common as well is the way in which Newt went about those divorces via consistent and...
Ego sum papa! On Monday, at a gold-encrusted fortress in his city–state within downtown New York City, Pope Donald Trump met with Cardinal Gingo of Georgia. The Cardinal’s purpose? To add a highly-sought after papal blessing to...
Senator John Kyl (R-AZ), who adamantly opposes tax hikes, has found one he really wants to help inflate. How? By not extending the 2011 payroll tax holiday, he – and the GOP – would raise the...
I’m on record – before tonight’s Bachmann news – as a Bachmann denier. I simply did not believe she existed. No one so utterly Congressloony could co-exist with gravity, the human nervous system, or...
