After The Election — Where Are They Now? Paul Ryan. First In A Series.

Ryan? . . . Ryan? . . . Ryan?

With the 2012 election now in the rear view mirror, we here at They Will Say ANYTHING! wondered just what happened to the losing contestants as well as their staff, advisers, and supporters.  How many landed, catlike, on their feet from a precipitous fall? How many left the scene to examine and re-examine everything under the sun from their consciences to their consciences? Did many stay in politics, or did they seek employment outside, striking out on new paths, and roads not taken? Do Mr. Romney’s wealthy supporters still not care who they spend their money, or what? How many former Romney/Ryan cheerleaders are in mental institutions? How many were voluntary cinfinements, how many involuntary?

As you see, there are many questions awaiting answers. TWSA! has, as you know, undertaken many investigations. Recently, we uncovered the real facts about Ann Romney’s claims that she frequents COSTCO.1 This evening, we unveil a new investigative series, Where Are They Now? GOP Survivors Of The Romney/Ryan Fiasco & Their Triumphs & Struggles. The series will include reports on the wherabouts and activities (if any) of the overrun Romney/Ryan camp:

  • Mitt Romney
  • Ann Romeny
  • The Romney Boys
  • Paul Ryan (see below)
  • John Sununu – surrogate
  • Reince Priebus – RNC Chairman
  • Newt Gingrich – madcap
  • Sheldon Adelson – money man
  • Donald Trump – surrogate

So, here’s our first installment of  “Where are they now?” , subject Paul Ryan:

Paul Ryan, Former Almost Vice President, has emerged from his defeat last Tuesday relatively unscathed. Immeditely following his resignation from Congress three hours after the 2012 election results were in, Mr. Ryan landed squarely on hs feet starting his new career in his area of expertise:
 
Pro Life Financial Management. 
 We wish you well, Mr. Ryan!
 

“Sorry, but I just don’t have the time to explain the math. . .”

Stay tuned!  Just check the “Where Are They Now?” menu button above for new entries!


About Michael Matheron

From Presidents Ronald Reagan through George W. Bush, I was a senior legislative research and policy staff of the nonpartisan Library of Congress Congressional Research Service (CRS). I'm partisan here, an "aggressive progressive." I'm a contributor to The Fold and Nation of Change. Welcome to They Will Say ANYTHING! Come back often! . . . . . Michael Matheron, contact me at mjmmoose@gmail.com