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Nearly Former Congresswoman Michele Bachmann Bagged By HUGE Entertainment Conglomerate

Bachmann will have the Marvel moniker Bachmahntu [Bahch-mahn-TOO], and portray the founding member of a new Marvel group, the Humbuggernaut Crew.

The crew will eventually grow to twenty-five or more failed, disreputable, berserk, or failed, disreputable and berserk legislators from far-flung black holes. According to Mr. Perlmutter, as a consequence of their knee-jerk lying, unapologetic pandering, craven self-interest, and clinically berserk legislative hijinks, Humbuggernaut Crew members become so toxic to their civilizations they are permanently exiled, forced to roam multi-universes seeking new life forms to mercilessly humbug and deceive. With this universe-wide voting constituency Humbuggernauts aim to establish galactic legislative dominance where all enacted laws will benefit Humbuggernauts alone.

A Titmouse, J Lo, Charlie Sheen, Muammar Gadaffi, Justin Bieber, and Yellow Sac Spiders. Yes, You Got That Right. 0

A Titmouse, J Lo, Charlie Sheen, Muammar Gadaffi, Justin Bieber, and Yellow Sac Spiders. Yes, You Got That Right.

I haven’t checked Google Trends for awhile, and here’s what I found.  I’ve highlighted my personal bests.  Why is “justin bieber flipping off paparazzi” so far down the list? Note that four items related...

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