My First 9 Things That Are Against My Religious Beliefs And My Moral
Hey Congress! Here’s my against my religion beliefs and morals list that I can think of on lunch break
Payin state taxes for beer
That thing where the doc makes you bend over and then sticks her damn finger right up there!
Gettin in jail overnight jus for peein on the wall of Doobies Bar and the First Baptist Church in west Doobie, Rhode Island
Payin for kids I didnt want anyways anyhows
Payin for my sweeties birth patrol pills
Havin to buy Tampax at the drug store last year on September 11
Rubbers cost to much!
Havin to go to my job hungover
Payin speed tickets
Havin to say “your honor”
Makin me return empty kegs
I got more but I gotta get back to my stinkin job. You ain’t done hearin from me.
