“Mr. Davison, I prescribe decaf and electro-shock. . .”
Friends don’t let friends give speeches . . .
If psychosis wasn’t enough for Phil Davison to prevail in the GOP nomination to run for Stark County, Ohio Treasurer, then – even when accompanied by a Master’s Degree in Communication – what good is psychosis?
Despite his obvious bonhomie, Davison, regrettably for Master’s Degree in Communication hopefuls everywhere, lost his nomination bid. When asked for his reaction to the hundreds of thousands of YouTube hits his über-speech has garnered, he replied, “It’s shocking.” followed by an honorably diffident, though somewhat hard to believe, “I don’t know what to say, I’m speechless. . .”
“You won’t have Phil Davison to kick around anymore.” Phooey! Hopefully, we’ll see and hear Phil Davison again in a future election cycle. Meantime, being a helpful person extraordinaire, I emailed him the video below. Perhaps Mr. Schrute’s 2008 campaign speech will help Mr. Davison find just the right combination of pure psychosis and Master’s degree quality delivery for his next assault on Democrats everywhere, but particularly in Starke County, Ohio.
And note, Mr. Davison, Mr. Schrute won!
