Hi! This Is Michele Bachmann. God Just Shook My Office!!
The Office of the Honorable Michele Bachmann
103 Cannon HOB
Washington, D.C. 20515
103 Cannon HOB
Washington, D.C. 20515
Today, Praise God!
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| Thank you, Jesus!!!! |
Dear America, God just shook my office! Yes. And Halell . . .Halal . . Hal-uh-lu-ya! Today I’m in my D.C. office getting my beloved collections packed for my move to the White House this coming January. I was just packing a first edition copy of John Quincy Adam’s 3rd grade notebook from when he was a Founding Father. Well, just then, God and his son baby Jesus chose that moment to encourage me. So they shook and shook my office bigtime for a minute or two. I raised my arms in praise and humbly praid a mumbly prayer.
My staff called it “screaming.” Well, no matter. If it was screaming, it was screaming with thanks to our Creator for picking me to shake and shake. He’s “shaking me up” to be our President. Hal-uh-lu-ya! He’s telling me “Go, go, go, girlfriend!” Hal-uh-lu-ya! And I will go go go! LOL! Oh, and Sarah Palin, you bit*h, take your bus and put it where the s*n d*n’t shi*e! You surely have room there for a bus.
Thank you for listening. I’m going to leave now to report the shaking to the lamestream media. I doubt they’ll believe me. The godless ones. But I know that you believe me, you do.
Praise you, and praise Him, Michele.
P.S. Plan for a picnic at the WHITE HOUSE on January 10, 2012! But to get that picnic remember to vote vote vote this coming November. For me.
