Author: Michael Matheron

Two Reasons Why Virginia Legislators Are Lying Whenever They Say They Didn’t Know Transvaginal Ultrasound Was Invasive. 0

Two Reasons Why Virginia Legislators Are Lying Whenever They Say They Didn’t Know Transvaginal Ultrasound Was Invasive.

“[D]elegates and governor’s staff were scheduled to meet Tuesday night to strike a compromise after learning that some ultrasounds could be more invasive than first thought, according to two officials who were aware of...

Get Me Out Of Arizona!: Border Wars Update 0

Get Me Out Of Arizona!: Border Wars Update

Self-Styled Editor Mike’s Note: Please welcome Booktender (pictured at left), our new contributor, a resident of Arizona, which just last week celebrated its 100th anniversary as a state. AZ is, in political terms, basically...

Mit Romney’s “A Tree Grows In Michigan” 0

Mit Romney’s “A Tree Grows In Michigan”

He loves the trees, the lakes, the cars. Why, once he recalls tying one of Michigan’s famed wolverines to the back of his tricycle on a trip to the candy store. “Boy howdy,” he...

Rick Santorum’s Terrible Miserable Islamic Nightmare . . . And There’s More 0

Rick Santorum’s Terrible Miserable Islamic Nightmare . . . And There’s More

“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.    That’s the two categories.”  Woody Allen as Alvy Singer in Annie Hall (1977)   ——————————- Sunni: “They want to reconquer the world.”...

Exclusive Report: Bayer To Introduce Birth Control Aspirin Line Named “NO! NO! NO!!!” 0

Exclusive Report: Bayer To Introduce Birth Control Aspirin Line Named “NO! NO! NO!!!”

Bayer Aspirin knows an opportunity when it sees one.  On Wednesday’s Andrea Mitchell Reports, the man known as “Santorum’s Billionaire,” Foster Freiss, provided his alternative to costly and immoral birth control: “Back in my day,...

Santorum Campaign Issues Clarification – “This Is NOT What We Meant By ‘Aspirin Between The Knees'”!! 0

Santorum Campaign Issues Clarification – “This Is NOT What We Meant By ‘Aspirin Between The Knees'”!!

February 17, 2012, 12:15 p.m. (EST):  Just in from Santorum campaign headquarters: “CLARIFICATION: From the Santorum campaign, Dies Iovis xvii Februarius MMII (Julian calendar) (Friday, February 17, 2012 (pagan world calendar). Former Senator Rick...

Here’s Another Version Of “Aspirin Between The Knees” That Foster Friess Failed To Mention. 0

Here’s Another Version Of “Aspirin Between The Knees” That Foster Friess Failed To Mention.

“Back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives.  The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.”  Foster Friess, on Andrea Mitchell Reports, 2-16-2012  In a response to a...

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The Maine Republican Party has added additional votes accidentally omitted from Saturday’s caucus results, state party chairman Charlie Webster told The Daily Caller Wednesday. But those votes won’t be publicly released. “We don’t want...

Dog On Man: Mitt Romney Handed A Stunning Triple Digit Defeat At Westminster Dog Show GOP Canine Caucus 1

Dog On Man: Mitt Romney Handed A Stunning Triple Digit Defeat At Westminster Dog Show GOP Canine Caucus

As if he didn’t have enough problems Mitt Romney lost to Newt Gingrich in the Westminster Dog Show Republican Straw Poll last night.  The canine’s only GOP caucus convened immediately after the crowning of...

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