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Mitt Romney Inspires Nostalgia For A Placid Icon Of Republican Moderation 1

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Mitt Romney Inspires Nostalgia For A Placid Icon Of Republican Moderation

Ah, yes, so many of us miss those halcyon years when a truly moderate Republican President occupied the White House. Yes, times were extravagantly difficult, economically, internationally; as 19th century poet Robert Browning wrote...

Florida Congressloon Allen West Appears Among Images For Google Search “Psychiatric Nurse Uniform” 0

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Florida Congressloon Allen West Appears Among Images For Google Search “Psychiatric Nurse Uniform”

I was doing a Google image search today for “psychiatric nurse uniform” (don’t ask) and about 20% down the first image page results there’s a fine portrait of Congressman Allen West, who has lately...

Santorum’s Concerns About Teaching Of American History In California State Universities Gets Quick Follow-Through Action 0

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Santorum’s Concerns About Teaching Of American History In California State Universities Gets Quick Follow-Through Action

Today, in a move intended to respond to GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum’s discovery that “seven or eight” of California’s state universities “don’t even teach an American history course,” California’s Department of Education (DOE)...

Gingrich Comes In Fourth In Illinois GOP Primary, Declares Victory As Thousands Flee The State 0

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Gingrich Comes In Fourth In Illinois GOP Primary, Declares Victory As Thousands Flee The State

Last night, Newt Gingrich grabbed 73,362 votes in the Illinois GOP primary finishing well ahead of “Other” who received 9,181. Mr. Gingrich immediately declared victory. “This is clearly a transfor-mative election in this pres-idential...

Final Episode Of GOP Debate “Fooligan’s Island” – And Now There Are Four. “Loonigan’s Island, The Sequel” Premieres Nationwide Next Tuesday! 0

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Final Episode Of GOP Debate “Fooligan’s Island” – And Now There Are Four. “Loonigan’s Island, The Sequel” Premieres Nationwide Next Tuesday!

The First Fooligan’s Island Debate Challenge,May 5, 2011The Twenty-Sixth, And Final, Fooligan’s Island Debate Challenge,February 22, 2012Only four Fooliganers left standing. Next stop for the Fooligan’s Island winners is Loonigan’s Island!.Watch your local listings...

Exclusive Report: Bayer To Introduce Birth Control Aspirin Line Named “NO! NO! NO!!!” 0

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Exclusive Report: Bayer To Introduce Birth Control Aspirin Line Named “NO! NO! NO!!!”

Bayer Aspirin knows an opportunity when it sees one.  On Wednesday’s Andrea Mitchell Reports, the man known as “Santorum’s Billionaire,” Foster Freiss, provided his alternative to costly and immoral birth control: “Back in my day,...

Santorum Campaign Issues Clarification – “This Is NOT What We Meant By ‘Aspirin Between The Knees'”!! 0

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Santorum Campaign Issues Clarification – “This Is NOT What We Meant By ‘Aspirin Between The Knees'”!!

February 17, 2012, 12:15 p.m. (EST):  Just in from Santorum campaign headquarters: “CLARIFICATION: From the Santorum campaign, Dies Iovis xvii Februarius MMII (Julian calendar) (Friday, February 17, 2012 (pagan world calendar). Former Senator Rick...

Here’s Another Version Of “Aspirin Between The Knees” That Foster Friess Failed To Mention. 0

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Here’s Another Version Of “Aspirin Between The Knees” That Foster Friess Failed To Mention.

“Back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives.  The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.”  Foster Friess, on Andrea Mitchell Reports, 2-16-2012  In a response to a...

Sneak Preview: Romney, Gingrich, Santorum, and Paul To Soon Release “Safety Net,” Their First Hip Hop CD 0

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Sneak Preview: Romney, Gingrich, Santorum, and Paul To Soon Release “Safety Net,” Their First Hip Hop CD

On February 2, 2012, Mitt Romney told CNN, “I’m not concerned about the very poor; we have a safety net there. If it needs repair, I’ll fix it.”  The new catch phrase caught the eye...

Top 10 Mitt Romney Thoughts After Donald Trump’s Endorsement 0

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Top 10 Mitt Romney Thoughts After Donald Trump’s Endorsement

Today, Mitt Romney accepted Pope Donald of New York’s sponsorship for President of a province in the papal realm known as the “United States of America.”  Although limited in power by the New York Eminence, the...

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