Tagged: satire

A New Obama Campaign Poster Might Help Point Up Romney/Ryan’s Bizarre Budget Arithmetic 0

A New Obama Campaign Poster Might Help Point Up Romney/Ryan’s Bizarre Budget Arithmetic

In light of Bill Clinton’s speech last night, and his blunt criticism of GOP budget arithmetic, perhaps another poster ought be added to President Obama’s campaign arsenal. Here’s a thought . . .  ...

For Downhearted GOP Trillionaire Donors Everywhere: Clues Lurking In Romney/Ryan Campaign Marketing Staff 0

For Downhearted GOP Trillionaire Donors Everywhere: Clues Lurking In Romney/Ryan Campaign Marketing Staff

Friday, August 24, 2012. Reporting from one of the D.C. offices of “We Are Few,” an interest group representing approximately seventeen “Americans with Trillions.” 2000 through 2233 K St., N.W., Washington, D.C. 20540. At...

PAY FOR YOUR OWN DAMN ENTITLEMENTS! 0

PAY FOR YOUR OWN DAMN ENTITLEMENTS!

He;lps explain the GOP philosophy on tax breaks for the wealthy and Ryan’s “base broadening” remarks, i.e. we don’t use or need these entitlements, you do, so you pay for them! —————-&&&&&—————-Check out our...

Paul Ryan Billboard Seeks To Woo Women Voters Away From Obama/Biden 4

Paul Ryan Billboard Seeks To Woo Women Voters Away From Obama/Biden

Billboard outside Mall of America in Minnesota. See full story belowFor immediate release. Reporting for They Will Say ANYTHING! from West Chester or West Goshen, Pennsylvania with the Ryan campaign. Tuesday, August 21, 2012....

Demand For Apples And Mangoes Soars In Massachusetts After 80-Year-Old Otilia Martins Defeats Armed Robbers With Aforementioned Fruits 1

Demand For Apples And Mangoes Soars In Massachusetts After 80-Year-Old Otilia Martins Defeats Armed Robbers With Aforementioned Fruits

Two afternoons ago, 80-year-old New Bedford Massachusetts resident Otilia Martins foiled an armed robbery at her son-in-law’s market by unleashing a continuous burst of fruit on the perpetrators. Outfruited, and amidst a hailstorm of...

More Signs The Apocalypse Is Upon Us – Burger King’s Bacon Sundae 0

More Signs The Apocalypse Is Upon Us – Burger King’s Bacon Sundae

Godiva Bacon Truffles, Move Over!  We occasionally report on signs that the apocalypse is near. For many years I tried numerology, astrology, Mayan calendars, Egyptian hieroglyphics, and the density of Donald Trump’s hair to predict...

Just In: Donald Trump Releases New Birth Certificate Evidence That President Obama Is “Something Other” 0

Just In: Donald Trump Releases New Birth Certificate Evidence That President Obama Is “Something Other”

Special Report. Reporting from Trump International Las Vegas, 10:45 a.m. (EDST). For immediate release. After completing my exclusive report on the outrageous jury behavior at the John Edwards trial, I received a call from...

Senate Votes To Remove Reference To Tea Party From Federal Law, House Promises Fight 0

Senate Votes To Remove Reference To Tea Party From Federal Law, House Promises Fight

Yesterday, by unanimous consent, the United States Senate infuriated the House Tea Party Caucus by passing S. 2367 which would remove the term “lunatic” from several provisions of federal law. The entire House GOP...

Doubts About Scouts, Part III: EXCLUSIVE — Vatican Air Force Surveillance Photos Of Soviet-Style Girl Scout Encampments In Cuba and North Korea 0

Doubts About Scouts, Part III: EXCLUSIVE — Vatican Air Force Surveillance Photos Of Soviet-Style Girl Scout Encampments In Cuba and North Korea

May 17, 2012. Part III of a series of an undetermined number. Our Investigation Thus Far.During the past four days They Will Say ANYTHING! has published two articles detailing our exclusive investigation of the...

Doubts About Scouts, Part II: Prominent Blog Investigation Finds New Evidence Of Communist Agenda In Girl Scouts USA 1

Doubts About Scouts, Part II: Prominent Blog Investigation Finds New Evidence Of Communist Agenda In Girl Scouts USA

Last Sunday I described They Will Say ANYTHING!‘s investigation into the level of patriotism and the moral standards of the Girl Scouts of the USA (GSUSA). I explained that our efforts were prompted by...

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