They Will Say ANYTHING!

Tagged: Ron Paul

Mitt’s Son Tagg Says Dad Didn’t Want To Be President, And That Donald Trump’s Hair Is Blue! 0

2012 Elections / Humor / Mitt Romney / Politics / The Anythings They Say / The Mitt Romnathon

Mitt’s Son Tagg Says Dad Didn’t Want To Be President, And That Donald Trump’s Hair Is Blue!

The Boston Globe’s report on the unnatural catastrophe named the Romney presidential campaign disclosed that Mitt’s eldest son Taggart had this remarkably candid revelation about his Dad: “He wanted to be president less than...

Tuesday, August 28, Day 2: Republican National Convention Pic Of The Day 0

2012 Elections / Humor / Politics / TWSA!'s Snapshot Series

Tuesday, August 28, Day 2: Republican National Convention Pic Of The Day

From TWSA!’s Snapshot Series: “We humbly pray . . .” Check out our other GOP Convention entries!! Monday, August 27, Day One, 2012 Republican National Convention Pic Of The Day Republican National Convention Organizers’...

Final Episode Of GOP Debate “Fooligan’s Island” – And Now There Are Four. “Loonigan’s Island, The Sequel” Premieres Nationwide Next Tuesday! 0

Uncategorized

Final Episode Of GOP Debate “Fooligan’s Island” – And Now There Are Four. “Loonigan’s Island, The Sequel” Premieres Nationwide Next Tuesday!

The First Fooligan’s Island Debate Challenge,May 5, 2011The Twenty-Sixth, And Final, Fooligan’s Island Debate Challenge,February 22, 2012Only four Fooliganers left standing. Next stop for the Fooligan’s Island winners is Loonigan’s Island!.Watch your local listings...

GOP Candidate “Survivor Island” Revisited: And Now There Are Four, And One Is A Gingo . . . 0

2012 Elections / 2012 GOP Primaries / Humor / Mitt Romney / Politics

GOP Candidate “Survivor Island” Revisited: And Now There Are Four, And One Is A Gingo . . .

The GOP candidate island is far less crowded than it was last summer (see photos below).  Now there are only four who’ve not been literally voted off the island.  And Rick Santorum seems to...

Sneak Preview: Romney, Gingrich, Santorum, and Paul To Soon Release “Safety Net,” Their First Hip Hop CD 0

Uncategorized

Sneak Preview: Romney, Gingrich, Santorum, and Paul To Soon Release “Safety Net,” Their First Hip Hop CD

On February 2, 2012, Mitt Romney told CNN, “I’m not concerned about the very poor; we have a safety net there. If it needs repair, I’ll fix it.”  The new catch phrase caught the eye...

Iowa’s “Kingmaker” Congressman Steve King On Tonight’s Iowa Caucus: “Can’t Read Mum Mah Mah Mah Puh Puh Puh Poker Face.” 1

Uncategorized

Iowa’s “Kingmaker” Congressman Steve King On Tonight’s Iowa Caucus: “Can’t Read Mum Mah Mah Mah Puh Puh Puh Poker Face.”

Congressloon Steven King (IA-R) has appeared a few times here at They Will Say ANYTHING!, not, shall we say, covered in glory.  He objected to President Obama using his middle name, Hussein, during the Presidential oath...

41% Of Iowa Caucusers Still Undecided. Here’s Six MORE Things They’re Undecided About. 0

Uncategorized

41% Of Iowa Caucusers Still Undecided. Here’s Six MORE Things They’re Undecided About.

It’s the night before the Iowa Caucus and a large number of Iowa’s GOP caucusites are undecided about which loopy candidate to stand up for;  according to today’s polls, 41% of likely caucusers are still scratching their heads.  So,...

FOX Announces New Dark Comedy For GOP Primary Season, “dating iowa!” 0

Uncategorized

FOX Announces New Dark Comedy For GOP Primary Season, “dating iowa!”

The Iowa caucus looms.  Today, never caught napping, FOX announced a new sitcom, Dating Iowa! that will air on alternate Tuesdays during the GOP primary season.  The network calls it a “madcap adventure as seven...

Unemployed Turkey Tries To Disrupt Prayerful Thanksgiving Dinner At The GOP “Thanksgiving Family Forum.” Authorities Summoned. 0

Uncategorized

Unemployed Turkey Tries To Disrupt Prayerful Thanksgiving Dinner At The GOP “Thanksgiving Family Forum.” Authorities Summoned.

It started out well enough. Lots of prayerfulness, lots of historical and moral vignettes from the life of Perfesser Gingrich, Michele Bachmann talking in tongues (as always), Herman Cain drawing blanks, and Rick Perry...

Newt Gingrich – More GingoLingo About Patriot Act At GOP Debate 1

Uncategorized

Newt Gingrich – More GingoLingo About Patriot Act At GOP Debate

From last night’s GOP presidential primary debate, sponsored by CNN, the Heritage Foundation, and the American Enterprise Institute (both, all righwing, all the time):  ED MEESE [ed., a fine rightwing specimen from the Nixon...

Follow

Get the latest posts delivered to your mailbox: