Tagged: political humor
Nearly Former Congresswoman Michele Bachmann Bagged By HUGE Entertainment Conglomerate
Bachmann will have the Marvel moniker Bachmahntu [Bahch-mahn-TOO], and portray the founding member of a new Marvel group, the Humbuggernaut Crew.
The crew will eventually grow to twenty-five or more failed, disreputable, berserk, or failed, disreputable and berserk legislators from far-flung black holes. According to Mr. Perlmutter, as a consequence of their knee-jerk lying, unapologetic pandering, craven self-interest, and clinically berserk legislative hijinks, Humbuggernaut Crew members become so toxic to their civilizations they are permanently exiled, forced to roam multi-universes seeking new life forms to mercilessly humbug and deceive. With this universe-wide voting constituency Humbuggernauts aim to establish galactic legislative dominance where all enacted laws will benefit Humbuggernauts alone.
Unemployed D.C. Duck Forced Her Newly-Born Children To Protest Sequester At Department of Interior!
Huffington Post reports that on March 1st, with the sequester to begin at 12:00 a.m. on the 2nd, children are being used to protest the upcoming cut-off of funds for programs American ducks rely upon, Ducklings only a week or two old converged on the D.C. headquarters of the U.S. Department of Interior . . .
