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March 16, 2015

Iowa Veterinary School Study: 47 Cows Correctly Identified Iran On A Map, Outperforming 47 GOP Senators By Huge Margin

Today, the partisanship whirlwind consuming Congress powered up substantially due to an Iowa veterinary school study that would normally go unreported because its conclusions reveal nothing we don’t already know. Yet, the Iowa State University College of Veterinary Medicine’s report of its novel bovine intelligence intervention program unleashed a herd of raised national eyebrows signaling increased embarrassment for Republicans. The damage caused to . . .

2012 Elections / Elections / Humor / Politics

October 24, 2012

3rd Debate Fallout: With President’s Blessing, Mitt Romney Hired By National Security Council As Unpaid Intern For Remainder Of Campaign

Few viewers failed to notice that during the third Presidential debate Mitt Romney accepted heart and soul President Obama’s policies and opinions on nearly everything foreign, from Persian rugs to sanctions on Iran. So agreeable was...

2012 Elections / Foreign Policy / Politics / President

October 22, 2012

A One Sentence Summary Of The 3rd Presidential Debate

If tonight’s debate resolved anything, in a few phrases, and in one sentence, here’s my impression: The greatest threat to the world is not a nuclear Iran; it’s not American-Israeli relations; it’s not an...

Just In: Giuliani Throws Hail Mary For Team Romney, Candy Crowley Intercepts And Runs It All The Way Back!

2012 Elections / Assinine / Foreign Policy / National Security / Politics / The Anythings They Say

September 16, 2012

Just In: Giuliani Throws Hail Mary For Team Romney, Candy Crowley Intercepts And Runs It All The Way Back!

At about 9:50 am on CNN’s State of the Union, Cathy Crowley intercepted a pass from an unfortunate back-up GOP quarterback Rudy Giuliani and ran it into the endzone. The pass thrown by Mayor...

Mitt Romney Arrives In Israel. Back In London, Queen Elizabeth Offers A Fond Farewell To The “Kvetching Nudnik”

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July 29, 2012

Mitt Romney Arrives In Israel. Back In London, Queen Elizabeth Offers A Fond Farewell To The “Kvetching Nudnik”

Sunday, July 29, 2012. Jerusalem. It’s dry and hot in Jerusalem tonight, although it’s cooling a bit now that dusk has descended into a starry night. Still, as a person who’s schvitzed in temps...

Rick Santorum’s Terrible Miserable Islamic Nightmare . . . And There’s More

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February 20, 2012

Rick Santorum’s Terrible Miserable Islamic Nightmare . . . And There’s More

“I feel that life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. That’s the two categories.” Woody Allen as Alvy Singer in Annie Hall (1977) ——————————- Sunni: “They want to reconquer the world.”...

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3rd Debate Fallout: With President’s Blessing, Mitt Romney Hired By National Security Council As Unpaid Intern For Remainder Of Campaign

A One Sentence Summary Of The 3rd Presidential Debate

Just In: Giuliani Throws Hail Mary For Team Romney, Candy Crowley Intercepts And Runs It All The Way Back!

Mitt Romney Arrives In Israel. Back In London, Queen Elizabeth Offers A Fond Farewell To The “Kvetching Nudnik”

Rick Santorum’s Terrible Miserable Islamic Nightmare . . . And There’s More

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