1 Assinine / Humor March 11, 2009 by Michael Matheron · Published March 11, 2009 · Last modified December 12, 2012 What Next? “Better Homes & Bazookas”? Nestled in the barber chair a few weeks ago, I looked around as a few more inches of my suspiciously gray-streaked hair wafted floorward. Across from me was the magazine rack, and I chuckled...