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Ted Cruz Embraces The Title ‘President-Elect’ On Same Day Of Rand Paul’s Announcement. Renders Rand Paul’s Presidential Candidacy Irrelevant.

Here was Ted Cruz, a man about to claim a unique place in American history. In his sonorous tenor voice he revealed:
“My dear friends, on January 20, 2017, at the exact moment when the Sun’s orbit around our homeland reaches its highest point in the sky, I shall begin my first eight-year term as your chief executive.” . . .

More Signs The Apocalypse Is Upon Us – Burger King’s Bacon Sundae 0

More Signs The Apocalypse Is Upon Us – Burger King’s Bacon Sundae

Godiva Bacon Truffles, Move Over!  We occasionally report on signs that the apocalypse is near. For many years I tried numerology, astrology, Mayan calendars, Egyptian hieroglyphics, and the density of Donald Trump’s hair to predict...

Cardiac Life Extension Marketing Association Picks “Best New Sandwich – 2011” 1

Cardiac Life Extension Marketing Association Picks “Best New Sandwich – 2011”

It’s cold today on Lake Superior’s Isle Royale, the Michigan island home of the Cardiac Life Extension Marketing Association (CMDMA).  Since an unexpected warm spell last weekend, the group, some 125 strong, has conducted a surprisingly...

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