Looking A Little Bigly Petulant, Mr. Pr*sident? Darn That Merkel!

by Michael Matheron · March 18, 2017

Michael J. Matheron, March 18, 2017

Angela Merkel 1, Donald Trump 0

Apparently our Pr*sident caught a bout of petulance when meeting in the Oval Office with Angela Merkel, Germany’s Chancellor. Or was he praying that the Chancellor didn’t go all Hitler on him for his continuously bad behavior – he looks like a seven-year old who just got caught in a vastly corrupt mortgage scheme. Some attribute his mood to his anger that Merkel was Time Magazine’s “2015 Person of the Year,” a year he later told reporters what he was dealing with in 2015:

“Let me list it for you: I was fighting psychotic germaphobia complicated by psychotic ADHD and the fact that I never get any breaks; Melania insisted not just on separate bedrooms but os separate cities . . . I can go on and on about 2015. I was involved in 75 lawsuits; I was carrying the burden of being the only person of orange color to run for America’s highest office; my personal University was crashing and dissolving into the wreckage of what it was once ., and all this while I was doing my best to be a caring father to my daughter Ivanka.

So Merkel gets the award? Doesn’t anyone remember World War II? Where was she during those years.She’s got that dumpy prison camp guard look if you ask me. People all over the world know she was one of Hitler’s closest associates. German voters just dismiss all that and concentrate on what they call basic competence. Is that acceptable? Merkel. Did you know she engineered the financial crisis from the bedroom of the love nest she shared with Berlusconi. People are telling me that all the time. So you tell me, who of us was the best person of 2015? Many, many people are saying I was. Yeah, you’re right I’m petulant, I’d like to see her in the ring with my good friend Mike Tyson for a round or two. Could that be arranged you think”

Yes, I believe it could. He was petulant and given the unfairness of Time Magazine and many many others toward him in 2015, who among us can blame him? I’ll beat ringside for that fight!