Here’s An Idea! Put The GOP Presidential Candidates On A Samoan Island!
Please. . . This whole GOP primary thing is sidesplitting and light years beyond ludicrous, but not as comical as it could be. Since all news, good and bad, is first of all entertainment, you Republicans ought to go for more. America loves fun!!! So, simply make a small rule change in the GOP presidential nomination process and run the primaries like Survivor. Simply transport all the presently noteworthy nominees to a Samoan island and let them have at it! Imagine the ratings! Independent voters like reality shows, and that’s the group you guys need the most in 2012. So, don’t just sit there, get moving! Imagine Gingo Gingrich in the Survivor Menu challenge or on an 11-mile hike. My money’s on Mitt Romney being voted off first (or simply garroted by Bachmann). Priceless. . . Please read on by poking “Read More” . . .
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See what I mean? Get on it Republicans. The Fall 2011 season is almost upon us.