Egypt Interior Ministry Fire: FOX News, After Exhaustive Investigation, Names The Culprits.
As of 2:15 pm (EDST) the investigation of the fire at the Ministry of the Interior in Cairo concluded. FOX News announced its findings after nearly four hours of digging through its predispositions. FOX pinpointed the culprits as the “police protesters” who had assembled earlier in the day to demonstrate for better wages and living conditions.
FOX positively named an unnamed Egyptian “security official” as their source. This compelled the closing of their investigation. FOX also exposed that this latest example of criminal and civil disobedience fits within the larger conspiracy of those continuous mass demonstrations by “laborers seeking to improve their lot.”
As you will read below, FOX has completed so thorough an investigation that the thousands of police and interior ministry protesters at the ministry site today will soon be apprehended and sentenced to long terms of imprisonment. For the lesser disobedient among them, re-education will be enabled so that each learns how well off one is when compared to many others, such as those lost for years in caves in the Sinai. According to my own unnamed sources they will also be taught to think often of the many people around the world who at nearly every moment are vomiting. Finally, Charlie Sheen will be considered.
Here’s a story that should inspire:
CAIRO — An Egyptian security official says police protesting in front of Egypt’s Interior Ministry have set fire to part of the downtown complex.
TV footage shows flames licking up the building’s top floors and a huge plume of black smoke filling the sky.
The official says protesters lit Tuesday’s fire in the building housing in the ministry’s personnel department. It then spread to an adjacent building.
The fire followed a protest by thousands of low-ranking police officers calling for better wages and working conditions.
Mass demonstrations that toppled former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak on Feb. 11 have set off frequent protests by laborers seeking to improve their lot.
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