Category: Politics
Despite A Two-Year Beating, Weiner Sticks Out Among Democrats in NYC Mayoral Race
The Wall Street Journal announced today that the results of its most recent poll former NY Congressman Anthony Weiner, the man with the eponymous surname. The Wall Street Journal, NBC New York and the Marist Poll indicated that: “Former U.S. Rep. Anthony Weiner leads City Council Speaker Christine Quinn in the race for New York City’s Democratic mayoral nomination . . .
Nearly Former Congresswoman Michele Bachmann Bagged By HUGE Entertainment Conglomerate
Bachmann will have the Marvel moniker Bachmahntu [Bahch-mahn-TOO], and portray the founding member of a new Marvel group, the Humbuggernaut Crew.
The crew will eventually grow to twenty-five or more failed, disreputable, berserk, or failed, disreputable and berserk legislators from far-flung black holes. According to Mr. Perlmutter, as a consequence of their knee-jerk lying, unapologetic pandering, craven self-interest, and clinically berserk legislative hijinks, Humbuggernaut Crew members become so toxic to their civilizations they are permanently exiled, forced to roam multi-universes seeking new life forms to mercilessly humbug and deceive. With this universe-wide voting constituency Humbuggernauts aim to establish galactic legislative dominance where all enacted laws will benefit Humbuggernauts alone.
