Category: Humor

September 8, 2014

NFL’s Washington Red Skin Potatoes Mathematically Eliminated From Playoffs

September 7, 2014 Special Report from the Red Skin Potatoes, Playoff Ticket Department. (For immediate release) Dear fans, We regret to inform our loyal fans that following the Red Skin Potatoes unfortunate first game loss to...

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August 20, 2014

2014-’15 Ferguson, Missouri, 4th Grade “Ferguson Police Department Appreciation Day” Imagined [No Text]

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Humor / Mass Media

August 8, 2014

A New Logo for CNN? [No text]

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2014 Elections / Elections / Investigations / Political Humor / Politics / Politics - State & Local

June 30, 2014

Texas GOP Governor Candidate Greg Abbott! Texans Demand: Release The Notarized Official Version Of Your 1st Grade Report Card!!

Texas GOP Governor’s Candidate Greg Abbott! Texans Demand: Release The Notarized Official Version Of Your 1st Grade Report Card!!

2014 Elections / American Counter-Revolution / Political Humor / Politics / Politics - State & Local / Senate

June 26, 2014

On Eve Of GOP Primary, Missisippi’s Incumbent Senator Thad Cochran Successfully Courted Large Voting Bloc He’d Routinely Mistreated

According to exit interviews, the more than 1,500 Mississippi goats eligible to vote provided near unanimous support and thereby provided the cushion Senator Cochran needed in an oh-so-close election.

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June 19, 2014

Six Redskins Trademarks Canceled – Here’s The Cover Letter That The Government Thought Was “Too Technical” For You!

Michael Matthew Bloomer, June 19, 2014. The sports world and the other parts of the world learned today that the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office in Washington D.C. cancelled six of the Washington Redskins’...

Humor / Sports / This & That

February 13, 2014

Sochi Winter Olympics Replacement Toilets Installed, Usage Directive Issued By Kremlin

Responding to a tsunami of complaints about toileting difficulties in Sochi, the Olympics Committee, after consulting with the Sochi Chamber of Commerce Directorate and the Russian government issued official guidelines . . .

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January 9, 2014

A New Traffic Study Targets New Jersey Governor Chris Christie [No text]

A New Traffic Study Targets New Jersey Governor Chris Christie

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January 3, 2014

Glenn Beck’s 2014 New Year’s Resolutions Activate The Resolution Backtrack Clock

For 2014 we have this: “I will serve more than I am served. I will help more people in need. I will be less cynical and highlight as many stories of decency, hope, and love as I can find. I will be an encouragement to others rather than a stumbling block. I will love my neighbor as myself.” Heady indeed. Presumably that will include a lifting of . . .