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May 16, 2013

Gun Owners Do The Funniest Things, No. 7 : Next Time Stay Home, Play Solitaire

A man accidentally shot himself Tuesday night at the Jupiter Lanes Bowling Alley located on Maplewood Drive

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May 16, 2013

Gun Owners Do The Funniest Things, No. 6 – Next Time Just Throw Darts

Levon Davis, then 23, has a sense of humor. According to police reports he was humoring his girlfriend one afternoon last August when he taped her picture to his back fence. The punch line...

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May 11, 2013

[NSFW] Gun Owners Do The Funniest Things, No. 5 : Fun-Sized Hunk Seeks Woman Of Any Variety Or Species

Fun-Sized Hunk Seeks Woman Of Any Variety Or Species

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May 1, 2013

The Dick Cheney Commemorative Coin

Michael Matthew Bloomer, May 1, 2013 For those who don’t want to forget . . . Also see Mr. Cheney’s plans and drawings for his Richard B. Cheney Presidential Library. Please follow and like...

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April 30, 2013

Dick Cheney Reveals Plans & Drawings For His Own “Presidential Library & Howitzer Munitions Factory”

Dick Cheney’s spokesperson announced the opening of his own library, The Richard B. Cheney Presidential Library, and on this site, within a couple of football fields of Dubya’s own.

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April 12, 2013

Bizarre State Laws : Former City Vice-Mayor Accused By Dozens Of Tennessee Women Of DWDB (Driving While Displaying A Bratwurst)

On February 20, Kingsport Tennessee Police arrested William Blakely, a former Mount Carmel Vice-Mayor (and apparently a well-trained contortionist) on charges of reckless driving, indecent and reckless endangerment, and criminal attempt to commit aggravated assault. All this for allegedly holding a bratwurst out of his car window while driving in excess of 85 mph

Gun Owners Do The Funniest Things, No. 3: What, No Prostitutes?

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March 30, 2013

Gun Owners Do The Funniest Things, No. 3: What, No Prostitutes?

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March 8, 2013

Gun Owners Do The Funniest Things, No. 2 : New Holster For The Woman On The Go Has Multiple Uses, And Men Love It Too!

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February 20, 2013

Just In: Tea Party Patriots Issue 2nd Apology For “Rove-As-Nazi” Picture Debacle – This Time To Offended Nazi Sympathizers

BREAKING NEWS Michael Matthew Bloomer reporting for They Will Say ANYTHING! News Bureau from Tea Party Patriots headquarters at 1025 Rose Creek Dr; STE 620-322, Woodstock, GA 30189. Wednesday, February 20, 2013. Just minutes ago, the...

Ted Nugent & Ted Nugent, separated at brth?

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February 13, 2013

GOP Congressloon Steve Stockman Crosses The Hruska Line, Brings The Mad Man Of Detroit To State Of The Union Address

Michael Matthew Bloomer, February 13, 2013. Congressman Steve Stockman is from Texas, and they do things bigger there. Bigger ain’t always better, but it is bigger and that seems awfully important to Texans. In this...

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