Bold Move by Obama: New White House Chief of Staff Can Hit the Inside Pitch!
Against that backdrop, one can understand the choice of Pete Rose to the Chief of Staff post, the official most identified with pushing a president’s agenda through Congress. The President’s agenda for change has been hijacked to limbo by obstruction within the GOP and his own Democratic party Blue Dog wing. For example, GOP senator James Coburn (R-OK) is a virtual Dr. No, having personally put on hold scores of proposals, without a vote, using one of his individual privileges as a senator. Double crossing GOP legislative have become commonplace. And the Democratic party itself is bereft of discipline. The compromises and defeats of Congressional Democrats – even though they hold a “technical” majority – are well known, and with the Midterm elections coming up, a game changing move was needed. And no one can change the game like Pete Rose. Obstructionists of both parties will face a high energy, fearless, and determined man:
“I’d walk through Hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.”
I think, and the fastest.”
“Somebody’s gotta win and somebody’s gotta lose and
I believe in letting the other guy lose.”
Problems may appear, of course. Will his resolve flag – will, for example, Mr. Rose begin betting on legislation? Will the White House staff become little more than a betting pool? Will Chief of Staff Rose require the White House staff to wear uniforms? Will he extend that requirement to the entire executive branch? Will he literally slide into Congressmen and Senators he disagrees with? How will that affect the budget? Will he insist upon President Obama issuing him a pardon to grease his way into the baseball Hall of Fame. Failing that, would he go so far as to demand that Congress modify or repeal the antitrust exemption granted to baseball? Will he “bench” or “cut” cabinet members? Will sunflower seeds become the primary White House snack? And what about the spitting, chawing, and crotch manipulating?
To the critics who will object to your choice, Mr. President, as you know, legislative battles are often won by a single vote. You now have, in the legendary Pete Rose, a Chief of Staff who well knows that “The team that wins two-thirds of its one run games usually wins the pennant.” And, above all, Chief of Staff Pete Rose will keep his eye on the ball and paste it!
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