What’s Worse Than George W. Bush’s Endorsement?
This guy’s.
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It’s almost time that we consider humanitarian aid to John McCracky. What more could go wrong in these last few days before November 4th? He’s already got Sarah Palin on the ticket, and that’s like campaigning with Coco the Chimp, fer God’s sake. And now along comes a modern day curmudgeon’s curmudgeon in the bloated form of Dick Cheney. And this is supposed to help the McCracky campaign? One supposes that the Cheney brand will get out the 2% of the lunatic ultra-fringe who still think Cheney’s doing a good job and who can also find their way out of their abodes and to a polling place if they start working on it today.
When informed of the endorsement from Hell, Senator McCracky uttered a stunned and rather plaintive “Mama Mama Mama.” Sarah Palin has long since gone rogue, but issued a statement indicating she doesn’t know a Dick Cheney, but thinks a first name of “Dick” is funny. McCracky campaign insiders maintain they are hoping for Osama bin Laden’s endorsement to help offset the VP’s nod. Mr. bin Laden’s spokeslunatics could not be located for comment. Most importantly, according to a McCain camp spokesperson, they devoutly hope that Cheney’s endorsement does not cause the President “to get any ideas.”
