Unemployed Turkey Tries To Disrupt Prayerful Thanksgiving Dinner At The GOP “Thanksgiving Family Forum.” Authorities Summoned.
It started out well enough. Lots of prayerfulness, lots of historical and moral vignettes from the life of Perfesser Gingrich, Michele Bachmann talking in tongues (as always), Herman Cain drawing blanks, and Rick Perry being, well, Rick Perry. Then, the Family Leader-sponsored “Thanksgiving Family Forum” got ugly, as the guest of honor, the traditional Thanksgiving turkey, refused to cease its protest over the favored position of Rock Cornish Game Hens when it comes to head-lopping. After a mild warning, the authorities were summoned to quell the clucking . . .
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| Lt. John Pike displays his crowd control expertise. Lt. Pike will be soon star in his own FOX reality show, Your Face, My Spray! |
