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Paul Ryan Billboard Seeks To Woo Women Voters Away From Obama/Biden 4

Paul Ryan Billboard Seeks To Woo Women Voters Away From Obama/Biden

Billboard outside Mall of America in Minnesota. See full story belowFor immediate release. Reporting for They Will Say ANYTHING! from West Chester or West Goshen, Pennsylvania with the Ryan campaign. Tuesday, August 21, 2012....

Introducing The Mitt Romney Satisfaction Index: Paul Ryan, Week One 0

Introducing The Mitt Romney Satisfaction Index: Paul Ryan, Week One

Introducing a new quantitative methodology to our exclusive resources for data connoisseurs and sports fans: The Mitt Romney Satisfaction Index (MRSI). This week the variable is Paul Ryan. We’ll update the Ryan data as...

In Bid For Women Voters Romney/Ryan Campaign Will Emphasize Candidates’ “Excellent Hair” 0

In Bid For Women Voters Romney/Ryan Campaign Will Emphasize Candidates’ “Excellent Hair”

New Romney/Ryan campaign posters to emphasize follicular advantagesHoping to capitalize on the often ignored and always underestimated hair voters, the Romney/Ryan campaign will unleash a series of ads highlighting the issue of hair superiority....

SCOOP! Seven Questions For Paul Ryan After Mitt Romney Bows Out And Endorses Him For GOP Presidential Candidacy 0

SCOOP! Seven Questions For Paul Ryan After Mitt Romney Bows Out And Endorses Him For GOP Presidential Candidacy

For immediate release. Reporting from Nauticus maritime museum, Norfolk, Virginia, August 11, 2012. Just moments ago, Mitt Romney shocked dozens and pleased millions by dropping out of the presidential race when he bowed out...

Romney Campaign Ads — NASA Scientists Assist With Development Of Method To Analyze Balderdash, Incompetence, And Confusion Levels 0

Romney Campaign Ads — NASA Scientists Assist With Development Of Method To Analyze Balderdash, Incompetence, And Confusion Levels

For immediate release. Friday, August 10, 2012, 8:00 pm, Washington, D.C. In cooperation with NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena California, They Will Say ANYTHING! has produced a fully verified mathematical tool that will...

Exclusive Vegas Interview: Trump Aborts Birthers & Delivers Stunning New Allegations 0

Exclusive Vegas Interview: Trump Aborts Birthers & Delivers Stunning New Allegations

May 29, 2012. Reporting from Las Vegas, Nevada. Bad news for those who applaud entertainer Donald Trump’s obsession with the reliability of President Obama’s birth certificate. He’s dropping the issue. Completely. He’s moving on,...

Senate Votes To Remove Reference To Tea Party From Federal Law, House Promises Fight 0

Senate Votes To Remove Reference To Tea Party From Federal Law, House Promises Fight

Yesterday, by unanimous consent, the United States Senate infuriated the House Tea Party Caucus by passing S. 2367 which would remove the term “lunatic” from several provisions of federal law. The entire House GOP...

Florida Congressloon Allen West Appears Among Images For Google Search “Psychiatric Nurse Uniform” 0

Florida Congressloon Allen West Appears Among Images For Google Search “Psychiatric Nurse Uniform”

I was doing a Google image search today for “psychiatric nurse uniform” (don’t ask) and about 20% down the first image page results there’s a fine portrait of Congressman Allen West, who has lately...

Santorum’s Concerns About Teaching Of American History In California State Universities Gets Quick Follow-Through Action 0

Santorum’s Concerns About Teaching Of American History In California State Universities Gets Quick Follow-Through Action

Today, in a move intended to respond to GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum’s discovery that “seven or eight” of California’s state universities “don’t even teach an American history course,” California’s Department of Education (DOE)...

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