Tagged: GOP primaries

Exclusive Report: Bayer To Introduce Birth Control Aspirin Line Named “NO! NO! NO!!!” 0

Exclusive Report: Bayer To Introduce Birth Control Aspirin Line Named “NO! NO! NO!!!”

Bayer Aspirin knows an opportunity when it sees one.  On Wednesday’s Andrea Mitchell Reports, the man known as “Santorum’s Billionaire,” Foster Freiss, provided his alternative to costly and immoral birth control: “Back in my day,...

Santorum Campaign Issues Clarification – “This Is NOT What We Meant By ‘Aspirin Between The Knees'”!! 0

Santorum Campaign Issues Clarification – “This Is NOT What We Meant By ‘Aspirin Between The Knees'”!!

February 17, 2012, 12:15 p.m. (EST):  Just in from Santorum campaign headquarters: “CLARIFICATION: From the Santorum campaign, Dies Iovis xvii Februarius MMII (Julian calendar) (Friday, February 17, 2012 (pagan world calendar). Former Senator Rick...

Here’s Another Version Of “Aspirin Between The Knees” That Foster Friess Failed To Mention. 0

Here’s Another Version Of “Aspirin Between The Knees” That Foster Friess Failed To Mention.

“Back in my day, they used Bayer aspirin for contraceptives.  The gals put it between their knees and it wasn’t that costly.”  Foster Friess, on Andrea Mitchell Reports, 2-16-2012  In a response to a...

Dog On Man: Mitt Romney Handed A Stunning Triple Digit Defeat At Westminster Dog Show GOP Canine Caucus 1

Dog On Man: Mitt Romney Handed A Stunning Triple Digit Defeat At Westminster Dog Show GOP Canine Caucus

As if he didn’t have enough problems Mitt Romney lost to Newt Gingrich in the Westminster Dog Show Republican Straw Poll last night.  The canine’s only GOP caucus convened immediately after the crowning of...

Rick Santorum Has Big Plans For Us. 0

Rick Santorum Has Big Plans For Us.

Rick Santorum’s popularity has lately been intermittently rising.  He lately won a primary here and a caucus there, but finished second to Romney in this weekend’s CPAC straw poll, and third in the Maine caucus,...

Mitt Romney “Shoe Shine” Picture Debunked. 0

Mitt Romney “Shoe Shine” Picture Debunked.

A picture of Mitt Romney apparently having his shoes shined on an airport tarmac is making the rounds on the internet exciting “class inequality” charges galore.  The context of the picture, however, has been quickly...

GOP Presidential Candidate Rick Perry Publishes Two-Thirds Of A New Book. 0

GOP Presidential Candidate Rick Perry Publishes Two-Thirds Of A New Book.

It’s a good start.  A sequel seems assured, if memory serves . . .   Please follow and like us:

Iowa’s “Kingmaker” Congressman Steve King On Tonight’s Iowa Caucus: “Can’t Read Mum Mah Mah Mah Puh Puh Puh Poker Face.” 1

Iowa’s “Kingmaker” Congressman Steve King On Tonight’s Iowa Caucus: “Can’t Read Mum Mah Mah Mah Puh Puh Puh Poker Face.”

Congressloon Steven King (IA-R) has appeared a few times here at They Will Say ANYTHING!, not, shall we say, covered in glory.  He objected to President Obama using his middle name, Hussein, during the Presidential oath...

41% Of Iowa Caucusers Still Undecided. Here’s Six MORE Things They’re Undecided About. 0

41% Of Iowa Caucusers Still Undecided. Here’s Six MORE Things They’re Undecided About.

It’s the night before the Iowa Caucus and a large number of Iowa’s GOP caucusites are undecided about which loopy candidate to stand up for;  according to today’s polls, 41% of likely caucusers are still scratching their heads.  So,...

FOX Announces New Dark Comedy For GOP Primary Season, “dating iowa!” 0

FOX Announces New Dark Comedy For GOP Primary Season, “dating iowa!”

The Iowa caucus looms.  Today, never caught napping, FOX announced a new sitcom, Dating Iowa! that will air on alternate Tuesdays during the GOP primary season.  The network calls it a “madcap adventure as seven...

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