[NSFW] Gun Owners Do The Funniest Things, No. 5 : Fun-Sized Hunk Seeks Woman Of Any Variety Or Species
See his Christian Mingle profile below his picture . . .
Looking for a woman who has access to a functioning toilet and to men’s clothing, size 50 caliber Browning MG.
‘Looking for my soul mate, but shapely pro bono criminal lawyer will do . . .
I travel light, just my underpants, guitars, and 2nd amendment rights . . .
I love to walk in the rain, I learnt to, I live mostly on the street . . .
Do you love strolling the beach too? Join me, we’ll watch seagulls,
find a weak one, shoot or strangle it (your choice) . . .
We’ll fry it up, sterno style, then gaze at the stars, and shoot at them . . .
Afterward, you’ll chant ‘Goodnight Moon’ with my head in you lap
(even though you’ll be standing at the time). . .
I’ll drift off and when morning arrives
I’ll wake to an alcohol-infused breakfast you’ve prepared ‘JFM’ – Just For Me.
You’ll wipe drool from my lips, and then, then my love we shall
walk the shortest three miles you will never forget
and meet my parole officer . . .
Are YOU M’Lady?
Give in.
Now!
