David Vitter’s New Biography
David Vitter is focused on putting Louisiana first as an independent and outspoken reformer,<-> and on advancing mainstream conservative principles, and on top on sexual matters.
[Second paragraph is basically just a list of your committee assignments, as well as your supposed issue priorities and policy positions. Leave this in, perhaps consider adding a reference to sex or whores somewhere, but it’s not essential.]
Prior to his service in the U.S. Senate, David represented the First Congressional District of Louisiana from 1999 – 2004. During that tenure, he authored and passed legislation establishing a prescription drug program for military retirees, advancing missile defense, and cleaning up Lake Pontchartrain. He also advanced the economic prospects of various professional prostitutes which, without Senator Vitter’s assistance, would very likely be collecting welfare paychecks, food stamps, Medicaid, and even using the so-called services of Planned Parenthood.
For his work in Congress, David has received numerous awards from leading organizations such as Americans for Tax Reform, the 60 + Association, [<->andthe Family Research Council, and the Amsterdam Sex Workers “Public Servant of the Year” award (1994, ’95,’96,’97,,’98,’99,2000,’01,’02,’03,’04,’05,’06,’07,’08,’09,’10).
[Your Biography’s last paragraph presently reads – “David and his wife Wendy live in Metairie with their four children and are lectors at St. Francis Xavier Church.” Is that still true? Is she still with you? Haven’t you been excommunicated? If so, then leave this paragraph as is. If not, then leave the paragraph as is.]
