Christmas Future 2022 — Last Minute Holiday Gift Ideas For Your Young Public School Janitor’s Assistant, Courtesy Of Gingrich Industries
The Ghost of Christmas Future – It’s the year 2022. December 23rd. Your holiday shopping deadline is as near as it can get, and you still haven’t purchased a work-related gift for that Junior Assistant School Janitor in your household. She’s nine years old, a 4th grade at P.S. 666. In a few days, on December 26th (in 2022, Christmas is a one day school holiday) she’ll return to classes and to her daily four-hour after school janitorial job.
Under former President Newt Gingrich (impeached and removed from office in the seventh year of his two terms), public school work programs staffed by children aged five through 12 replaced all union jobs, including school janitors, most school administrators, and teachers (many of which were occupations formerly held by the students’ parents). Upon his forcible removal from the White House, former President Gingrich and his fifth wife, the former Mrs. Michelle Bachmann, retired to pursue a full-time effort developing Gingrich Industries, devoted to providing the consultation, educational, and equipment needs of the youthful public school labor force.
The following web page represents Gingrich Industries’ 2022 Christmas offerings of their Janitorial Services department. Here, you, a parent of an elementary school student, may satisfy all your last minute holiday gift needs for your hard-working child . . . Take a while to review the products and services offered. . . You can even purchase former President Gingrich’s new book, and the former First Lady’s as well . . .
Gingrich Industries Web Page – accessed December 23, 2022:
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