Professor Irwin Corey, 96 year old liberal activist, has been tapped by President Obama to replace Robert Gibbs as WHite House Press Secretary. An official announcement has not yet been made, and according to a White House insider, an announcement of Corey’s selection “will not be made, ever, since, obviously, we do not presently have a Press Sec to make one given that Mr. Gibbs refuses to speak another word on or off record. No one else is authorized to speak.”
